Oh, please... don't... don't do anything like that, please? I really don't want to start up any kind of trouble for anybody. Besides... it's my own fault it happened. He told me so.
I have a better idea. Have you heard of the story of the Little Mermaid? The mermaid gives up her beautiful voice in exchange for becoming a human so she can live on land with the prince whose life she had saved.
(No spoilers, but the Disney movie hijacks the ending. I prefer the original book.)
What was with all those extra students in Mr. Ratburn's class in "Desk Wars" anyway?