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Title: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 01, 2013, 11:58:28 pm
(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/Muffy_Crosswire_in_White_Overalls1_zps52e605fa.png)
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Ridicus on December 02, 2013, 11:30:01 am
That is possibly the most frightening creepy thing I've seen in my life.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 02, 2013, 03:06:46 pm
It's a sight to behold.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 02, 2013, 10:13:03 pm
My eyes...
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 03, 2013, 07:41:20 pm
Reality hurts, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 03, 2013, 08:08:53 pm
Yes, it does... that's why I still haven't talked on the show in 17 years.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 03, 2013, 08:25:12 pm
I always suspected a traumatic childhood had something to do with it.
Something too horrible to delve into on the air.
A dreadful secret hidden far away, buried deep in the earth beneath the floorboards and behind the stairs of Marc Brown's wine cellar...
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 03, 2013, 09:32:07 pm
Marc Brown had nothing to do with it, but yes, it has caused me a lot of trauma, and I'm still haunted by it to this day. Everyday, I go to bed, cry myself to sleep, and wonder why I had to be molested at Muffy's pool party. I'm afraid to talk to anybody, because I'm scared it'll happen again.

I also feel sorry for Ladonna's little brother, always being harassed to take off his hat.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 03, 2013, 11:11:21 pm
I always knew that Bailey was up to no good.  All the years of servitude, repression and humiliation have bred a viper.
It may have been Bailey's hands that wrought this atrocity...but Muffy herself was monster's maker.

I fear that given the Crosswires' wealth and political influence, Bailey is beyond the reach of the police and courts.
The only solution is to ensnare the viper in his own trap.

Sue Ellen will be the bait.  Make sure she is at Muffy's next pool party, and leave her unattended with Bailey the beast.
He will surely make his move, and receive a fatal karate chop to the jugular.

Bailey will be dead, Maria will be avenged, Sue Ellen will be acquitted on self-defense grounds, the truth will be known and the children of Elwood City will be safe once more.*

*If you don't count the horror that is Harry Mills.  But that, my friends, is another story.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 04, 2013, 11:39:45 am
Oh, please... don't... don't do anything like that, please? I really don't want to start up any kind of trouble for anybody. Besides... it's my own fault it happened. He told me so.

I think I should really fade back into the background before anything else happens... I'm sorry everyone...
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 04, 2013, 02:55:43 pm
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Oh, please... don't... don't do anything like that, please? I really don't want to start up any kind of trouble for anybody. Besides... it's my own fault it happened. He told me so.

But the plans are already in motion!  Why, George has already started carving a wooden plaque to mount Bailey's head on.  We're planning on presenting it to Maria once the job is finished. 

We're getting together to make things better...by working together. 

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I have a better idea. Have you heard of the story of the Little Mermaid? The mermaid gives up her beautiful voice in exchange for becoming a human so she can live on land with the prince whose life she had saved.

If that's the case, it would definitely explain a lot of things.  Like Maria's very long dress, which conveniently covers up her mermaid tail.  Or the fact that her socks are so soggy and wet-looking all the time.  It looks like poor Alex will never know the truth about who saved him from drowning at Muffy's pool party. 

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(No spoilers, but the Disney movie hijacks the ending. I prefer the original book.)

Alas, it's not the first fairy tale ending Disney's hijacked and whitewashed.  The funny thing is that even Andersen's Little Mermaid was itself a toned-down version is even more tragic and gruesome story:

http://www.beautiful-mermaid-art.com/undine-myth.html

Fantasy hurts, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 04, 2013, 04:35:11 pm
But... but, what if it doesn't work? What if something goes wrong, and Bailey escapes? He may do it to me again for tattling on him... or, he even said he may do something worse... I don't know what he means by that, but... I'm so scared.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 04, 2013, 07:07:55 pm
Fear not!  If he tries to run,  she'll simply transform him into a giant, honking goose with her spiraling gaze.  Any way you look at it, his goose is cooked.

But even if he does manage to escape the Throat Jab of Death, we'll just tell Alex the truth about what happened.  He'll fly into T-Rex mode, and nothing will be left of Bailey but hair, teeth, and a chauffeur's cap.

And besides, just think of how heartbroken poor George would be if he learned that all of his hard work and craftsmanship on the elaborate head-mount was for naught.  Why, he's even started to apply the varnish and sharpen his taxidermy tools. 

We've passed the point of no return.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 05, 2013, 07:45:25 pm
Oh wow.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Bionic Bunny on December 05, 2013, 07:52:57 pm
Bailey must be stopped.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 07, 2013, 11:38:44 am
Um... actually, Bionic Bunny... uh, I'm not so sure you should be involved with this situation... not after what I found on your tumblr:

http://bionicbunny.tumblr.com/post/31721616469/d-w-s-behind-is-so-round

I'm... almost certain this counts as possession of child ****.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 07, 2013, 08:32:11 pm
Rest assured, this will be added to the growing archive of evidence in this ongoing investigation. 
What's more, Special Agent Bastings uncovered this incriminating snapshot when raiding the Sugar Bowl last week.
It pains me to say it, but it is becoming apparent that we're dealing with something much larger...much more sinister...than previously suspected.

(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/DWRun1_zps45d4eb5e.png)

That poor frog is completely naked, for God's sake.

Bailey was just the beginning.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 08, 2013, 12:08:31 am
*Out of character*

LMAO!!!

*Back in character*

 :o
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 09, 2013, 01:27:24 am
Just be careful to safely hide the "A" in that "LMAO" from plain sight when slipping back into character -- Operation Bailey got a little messy, and, well, we have it on good information that he's still within a 5-mile radius of the Elwood City border, still craving third-grade flesh like a rabid dog in heat. 

We've deployed all of our resources and hope to have the problem solved by Tuesday.  We've even got Crazy Bus combing the streets 24/7 with strict orders to run him down on sight.  We'll have to accept some moderate collateral damage (i.e. civilian casualties and egregious property destruction) due to the fact that the driver is a funny clown who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground...but desperate times call for desperate measures.

God help us.  God help us all.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Ladonna Compson on December 11, 2013, 07:19:51 pm
maria, dont stand alone. you must stop this. not only for you, but for us all. but tread carefully, there was another girl who fell in with the butler, and she was last seen working her life away, always watched, by the good and the bad. be careful, maria, the crosswires have...connections.
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/xwildstarx/67283704/1579/1579_original.png)
recognize her? no?
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/xwildstarx/67283704/2017/2017_original.png)

neither did we. neither did her own cousin. monique was a girl full of potential, brilliance, spunk, but is now ruined, her face broken from year of working in the abusive show business. she didn't even feel confident enough to take their tickets. but she cannot ever leave. because of him. because of them.

this is bigger than just you, maria, today-we are canceling the abuse!
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/xwildstarx/67283704/2115/2115_original.png)
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 12, 2013, 12:52:55 pm
*gasp* 

And all this time, we thought she'd joined the Peace Corps...  :'(
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 15, 2013, 07:20:02 pm
Oh my goodness... I had no idea... I had no idea... I didn't know there were other victims... I must admit, I don't feel quite so... "alone" now, but it still doesn't bring me much closure knowing that this is happening to other kids as well...

*Gets on the floor, curls up into the fetal position, and cries*
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 15, 2013, 11:23:08 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen We Got Him!

(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/Bailey5_zps90b6896b.jpg)
(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/Bailey4_zps1da3a9ab.png)
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 18, 2013, 06:27:14 pm
Oh my! I... *Tears* I don't know what to say...
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 18, 2013, 08:46:53 pm
There, there.  For some moments in life, there are no words.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 26, 2013, 04:57:56 pm
I... I feel so relieved... like a burden has been lifted off of me... I just wish more kids like Monique or I didn't have to go through such trauma. *Sniff*

Thank you... thank you all... I had no idea anybody would care about me.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Rummy on December 27, 2013, 12:12:53 am
I got to hand it to you, Real Buster... This Real Muffy is exactly how I picture muffy looking like.
You really do have some deductive skills that far surpass those of Ferny's. You should be proud... you hilarious man.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 27, 2013, 12:52:23 am
Thanks!  :) 
I'm sure Real Muffy would be glad to know that she and the unspeakable series of events she's unleashed have brought amusement and horror to the masses.
Something tells me that reality is going to start hitting the rest of the Arthur gang soon, and hitting it like a ton of bricks.  ;D

P.S. Welcome to Elwood City Central! 
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Rummy on December 27, 2013, 12:58:30 am
Thanks for you greeting, I will await for that day to come... I'll be ready for it, bring on the barrage of bricks!

Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 29, 2013, 03:16:42 am
Due to the fact that some folks found the details of Bailey's demise to be too harrowing and disturbing, I decided to take it upon myself to remove two of the photos that were extremely graphic in nature from a previous post. 

While this is apparently an un-moderated forum, I respect the fact that Arthur has many young fans who might find such images to be traumatizing.  While my cheesy fan creations are intended to be unsettling, I don't want to give anybody nightmares or distort the tame nature of the show too much.

Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Rummy on December 29, 2013, 03:21:08 am
R.I.P Skinned Bailey picture.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on December 30, 2013, 11:37:06 am
Yeah, for the record, I'll go back to abnormal after Hubert finally returns to straighten things up around here (like get rid of the pest obsessed with Bud's hat), but until then, I'm still Maria.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on December 30, 2013, 10:00:17 pm
In that case, know that the Elwood City Anti-Depredation League never sleeps.
Our hotline is open 24/7, staffed by our crack team of tri-enzomated zorn junkies.
 
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on January 15, 2014, 08:29:34 pm
(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/PoolParty_zps869add71.png)

As much it pains me to have to pour salt on old wounds by re-opening a closed case...
The photos just came back from the crime lab. 
I think it's pretty clear that a certain inflatable lamniform had something to do with all of this.

Come clean, Maria.  There's clearly more to this story than you're letting on.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Rummy on January 16, 2014, 07:01:10 pm
If you observe closely, you can see a camel toe on a peculiar character.
Who, might I add, has a look of extreme guilt and anxiousness.
Looks like this case is getting more and more open.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on January 17, 2014, 01:28:38 am
The horror is so much more clear when seen under a magnezifying glass...
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Rummy on January 17, 2014, 08:48:32 pm
You can practically see the detail in Binky's nipples.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on January 17, 2014, 10:25:44 pm
*Tears and runs out of the room*
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on January 18, 2014, 12:06:35 pm
I just can't take it anymore. 

Toy sharks gazing wantonly up Maria's swim-skirt...
Binky's nipples hardening in the crisp afternoon breeze...
Nameless ponytail girls being cloned and recolored out of sheer laziness...
It's just too much.  I'm taking my pillow and sleeping on the railroad tracks tonight.

Maria, you're welcome to join me.
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Roabe on January 18, 2014, 02:38:46 pm
What was with all those extra students in Mr. Ratburn's class in "Desk Wars" anyway? They were never seen before that episode and were never seen after. Or was it just an animation error, like how Prunella would randomly appear in Mr. Ratburn's class in the older episodes?
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: A Lotta Moms on January 19, 2014, 08:43:31 pm
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What was with all those extra students in Mr. Ratburn's class in "Desk Wars" anyway?

Commie spies, the lot of 'em! 

Now they're trying to infiltrate our beloved American Military-Cartoonist-Industrialist Complex!

(http://i1363.photobucket.com/albums/r701/November90902525/MB-Bushes_zps884c3673.jpg)

Thank God we have patriots like Senator McArthur and D.W. Hoover watching over us.

Good night, and good luck!
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Snowth Woogle on January 21, 2014, 11:37:55 am
*Sits in the corner of a dark room, arms folded on knees, face buried into arms, crying*

*Sniff* I can't believe this... after helping me through this entire ordeal, now it's become all one big joke to everybody... this isn't human... *Sniff* is there no one out there who actually cares about me?
Title: Re: Muffy Gets Real
Post by: Melodylad on January 22, 2019, 11:49:45 pm
All components that come into it, we have been content to have nothing much more fully than ever before.