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Author Topic: Muffy Gets Real  (Read 2864 times)

A Lotta Moms

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2013, 01:27:24 am »
Just be careful to safely hide the "A" in that "LMAO" from plain sight when slipping back into character -- Operation Bailey got a little messy, and, well, we have it on good information that he's still within a 5-mile radius of the Elwood City border, still craving third-grade flesh like a rabid dog in heat. 

We've deployed all of our resources and hope to have the problem solved by Tuesday.  We've even got Crazy Bus combing the streets 24/7 with strict orders to run him down on sight.  We'll have to accept some moderate collateral damage (i.e. civilian casualties and egregious property destruction) due to the fact that the driver is a funny clown who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground...but desperate times call for desperate measures.

God help us.  God help us all.

"Mommy, what's wrong with Buster?"