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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« on: December 04, 2013, 07:07:55 pm »
Fear not!  If he tries to run,  she'll simply transform him into a giant, honking goose with her spiraling gaze.  Any way you look at it, his goose is cooked.

But even if he does manage to escape the Throat Jab of Death, we'll just tell Alex the truth about what happened.  He'll fly into T-Rex mode, and nothing will be left of Bailey but hair, teeth, and a chauffeur's cap.

And besides, just think of how heartbroken poor George would be if he learned that all of his hard work and craftsmanship on the elaborate head-mount was for naught.  Why, he's even started to apply the varnish and sharpen his taxidermy tools. 

We've passed the point of no return.
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