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Snowth Woogle

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« on: December 03, 2013, 09:32:07 pm »
Marc Brown had nothing to do with it, but yes, it has caused me a lot of trauma, and I'm still haunted by it to this day. Everyday, I go to bed, cry myself to sleep, and wonder why I had to be molested at Muffy's pool party. I'm afraid to talk to anybody, because I'm scared it'll happen again.

I also feel sorry for Ladonna's little brother, always being harassed to take off his hat.
I stretch like a snake, and I shimmy and shake, and I bounce like a ball, and I say something cute when you give me a squeeze!