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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 07:52:57 pm »
Bailey must be stopped.

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 11:38:44 am »
Um... actually, Bionic Bunny... uh, I'm not so sure you should be involved with this situation... not after what I found on your tumblr:

http://bionicbunny.tumblr.com/post/31721616469/d-w-s-behind-is-so-round

I'm... almost certain this counts as possession of child ****.
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 08:32:11 pm »
Rest assured, this will be added to the growing archive of evidence in this ongoing investigation. 
What's more, Special Agent Bastings uncovered this incriminating snapshot when raiding the Sugar Bowl last week.
It pains me to say it, but it is becoming apparent that we're dealing with something much larger...much more sinister...than previously suspected.



That poor frog is completely naked, for God's sake.

Bailey was just the beginning.
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"Mommy, what's wrong with Buster?"

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2013, 12:08:31 am »
*Out of character*

LMAO!!!

*Back in character*

 :o
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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2013, 01:27:24 am »
Just be careful to safely hide the "A" in that "LMAO" from plain sight when slipping back into character -- Operation Bailey got a little messy, and, well, we have it on good information that he's still within a 5-mile radius of the Elwood City border, still craving third-grade flesh like a rabid dog in heat. 

We've deployed all of our resources and hope to have the problem solved by Tuesday.  We've even got Crazy Bus combing the streets 24/7 with strict orders to run him down on sight.  We'll have to accept some moderate collateral damage (i.e. civilian casualties and egregious property destruction) due to the fact that the driver is a funny clown who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground...but desperate times call for desperate measures.

God help us.  God help us all.
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2013, 07:19:51 pm »
maria, dont stand alone. you must stop this. not only for you, but for us all. but tread carefully, there was another girl who fell in with the butler, and she was last seen working her life away, always watched, by the good and the bad. be careful, maria, the crosswires have...connections.

recognize her? no?


neither did we. neither did her own cousin. monique was a girl full of potential, brilliance, spunk, but is now ruined, her face broken from year of working in the abusive show business. she didn't even feel confident enough to take their tickets. but she cannot ever leave. because of him. because of them.

this is bigger than just you, maria, today-we are canceling the abuse!
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2013, 12:52:55 pm »
*gasp* 

And all this time, we thought she'd joined the Peace Corps...  :'(
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2013, 07:20:02 pm »
Oh my goodness... I had no idea... I had no idea... I didn't know there were other victims... I must admit, I don't feel quite so... "alone" now, but it still doesn't bring me much closure knowing that this is happening to other kids as well...

*Gets on the floor, curls up into the fetal position, and cries*
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2013, 11:23:08 pm »
Ladies and Gentlemen We Got Him!

« Last Edit: December 29, 2013, 02:58:17 am by A Lotta Moms »
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2013, 06:27:14 pm »
Oh my! I... *Tears* I don't know what to say...
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2013, 08:46:53 pm »
There, there.  For some moments in life, there are no words.
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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2013, 04:57:56 pm »
I... I feel so relieved... like a burden has been lifted off of me... I just wish more kids like Monique or I didn't have to go through such trauma. *Sniff*

Thank you... thank you all... I had no idea anybody would care about me.
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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2013, 12:12:53 am »
I got to hand it to you, Real Buster... This Real Muffy is exactly how I picture muffy looking like.
You really do have some deductive skills that far surpass those of Ferny's. You should be proud... you hilarious man.
I'm a man of a few words, that is all.

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2013, 12:52:23 am »
Thanks!  :) 
I'm sure Real Muffy would be glad to know that she and the unspeakable series of events she's unleashed have brought amusement and horror to the masses.
Something tells me that reality is going to start hitting the rest of the Arthur gang soon, and hitting it like a ton of bricks.  ;D

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Re: Muffy Gets Real
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2013, 12:58:30 am »
Thanks for you greeting, I will await for that day to come... I'll be ready for it, bring on the barrage of bricks!

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