Yes, by using Fern as our spokesperson for the petition against Big Boss bar and its many deadly ingredients, We'll be reaching out to the youth of Elwood and teach them the dangers of consuming Big Boss bars and how much damage it did to poor ferny, they'll avoid those evil death bars like the plague, but then again... That ghastly complexion and poor posture wasn't the result of a big boss bar... but out of her own carelessness.
Maybe it was the knack for discovering the many mysteries of new, strange things and her asocial personality that drove her to her addiction. I mean after all what better way to fit in than to get addicted to something and even doing it without reading the warning label to make it all the more mysterious? Shame on you Ferny! You shoulda known better!
Do not go by Fern's example kids, or you too just might end up addicted to Tri-Jelly substances and sitting alone in the community center making Squash figures, writing sloppy mystery poems and picking at your own scabs! Oh, did I also mention horrible posture?